Path Of A Jedi

Since I’m not going to stop using the internet, might as well give some tips. So today I’ll start with How to stay single:

1. Don’t agree with what another person has to say. if you agree it will lead to SIMILARITIES and similarities leads to common. A person will likely to like someone that have things in common. Also, people in common get along easily. Dangerous when trying to stay single. Careful.
2. ALWAYS make silly jokes when talking to the person that you like. This will help you get out of uneasy question like "Takkan la orang macam awak single lagi.." and "So how is your girlfriend/boyfriend?". When you constantly make silly jokes, the other person will eventually never take you seriously and even when you say that you liked him/her they will just laugh at what was just said. Cool.
3. Don’t reply your messages/SMS frequently or quickly. One of the dangers in staying single is being drawn to the lull of words in messages. A person usually starts a relationship through messages. It is like a stepping stone in going towards a liking to one another. Ugh. The consequences in replying quickly/frequently is a chronic numbness or fatal lagging in response towards their surroundings. Have you ever talked with someone that is sending an SMS to his/her lover? Its like talking with a dried squid. After you asked a question, only after 30 seconds that person will respond: "Ko tanye apa tadi?". Scary.
4. Last one for now is ‘keep yourself preoccupied’. when you constantly think of something else, automatically you are further away from the evil deeds of falling in love. also, when you are busy, you don’t have the time to reply any messages sent to you, thus discouraging any more advancement in relationship with somebody else. This also helps you when being asked: "Why didn’t you reply my message?", then you an answer easily: "Sori, aritu busy sangat.". Easy. Right?

So these four tips can guide anyone who plans on staying single for a year, or maybe even two years. in fact these tips can also be applied if you want to be single for the rest of your life. It all depends on the level of determination. Good luck!

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